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I noticed when some noobs were attacking RPF saying they were invading with seemingly no warning in sight.

I think we can solve this though by resigning the 24 Hour Rule Bill.

This is because noobs grow and are replaced. The noob armies of present day are (usually) different from the ones that were in place when the 24 Hour Rule was signed in the first place. By telling them that there is a rule in place (again) they’ll come to relize that they can’t attack without 24 hours in advance warning.

Sorry to bore you with the details of the dates and stuff but the bill’s signing goes until the 31th(or 1st of January?). Until then the rule wont be ineffect. And I know people will complain about that being unfair and stuff but you can invade back at an instant too and if you can’t get allies to protect you for just 5 days then your screwed anyway and it’s just speeding up the process.

If you are not a douche and want to support this cause leave our signature in a comment below:

List of signitures:

1) Karakoran

Welcome Aboard Party

With the start of Branches 2.0, let’s have a Welcome Aboard party! This will show us if anyone actually reads this site, and we can also just have fun. This is the first event on our newfound activeness.

The Welcome Aboard Party

Date: Wednesday, August 12, 2009 C.E.

Server: Tuxedo

Room: Town [starting position]

Times:

4:30 pm PST

5:30 pm Mountain

6:30 pm Central

7:30 pm EST

12:30 am U.K.

Hope you guys can make it to the party!

As you can see, our hits have been increasing ever since Furbur made a post saying that you can get points for being active in your branch. Good work Furbur!

Now for some search engine terms…

They DO know that this isn’t a real military site?

- Amitc87

Being the dominant branch/Changes?

Hey guys, Sponge here.

Being the dominant branch

As you know, there are 4 divisions in the RPF. The Marines, The Airforce, The Navy, and us. These are all branches of the RPF. and guess what? we are competing with them. thats right. We are competing for the best, active, and dominant branch of RPF. Now we have a fierce competition here, considering the fact they are being led by some pretty experienced warlords, head generals, etc. But, never fear, we also have experienced people in the RPF Military. Spongebob007 (not really lol) Karakoran, and others. So I’m pretty sure we can become the best. So, your asking, how do we do it? Well, first of all, practice battles. We need to have practice battles with other branches. So we can prove that we are better than theses branches. Second, activity. Now, I’m not saying to go on RPF Military everyday 24/7, but just leave a comment, come to chat a couple of times, come to practice battles, maybe even post. Just be active. Also, I can understand if you can’t do it for a particular reason.

If we follow this, we could be the dominant branch of RPF.

 Changes?

Also, we have to change this site a little. If you’ve been active, you might of known that some of the widgets were changed, the Join page was changed, and there is a new page called (Leading in Commands). Also, that will change, as soon as we get who is in the RPF Military. Also, we might have to changed the layout of this site. But, that will be coming some time later, so don’t worry.

Picture of the day.

This is a new segment of RPF Military posts. You know, its just for some humour.

 

 ~Spongebob007

 

 

Spongebob’s News

Hey, Spongebob007 here. With a real news post. =D

CP News

Penguin is arrested for sitting on 6 puffles. He is sentenced for 7 years in prison “He is the new Michael Vick” says a local.

Featured Story: Sensei is officaly on crack.

Did you know: The pizza guy in this photo is in jail for stabbing 2 people with a rubber spoon.

Check it out: Penguin eats pet food… weird….

Don’t be like this fatty. Be like the guy at the corner.. who serves coffee…

CP Army News

UMA: Having vice president elections, be sure to go check it out and see if you can run. Hey, maybe you’re even high enough rank to run, I know I’m not. xDD

WW: Just had some massive party where Luc gave away a bunch of xats. xD Other then that, they have like 3 practice battles this weekend. o-O

Nachos: Come to think of it, do these guys even have a color? xD Anyway, nachos are having some sort of training session. They also have a poll in their sidebar for the best major army leader, and it has no metion of RPF. ( Aren’t we like a medium army?)

FW: had their mass recruiting today. I never managed to post about it because I’ve been busy being RPF Branch Leader

RPF: lol, do we even know what our color is? I say we go with blue because it’s best for recruiting, but in our uniform we should also throw in some black and red. Anyway, were doing great, wanna know more? Then go read the posts, you fungdarks…

ACP: Blah… Nothing much happening here. All the posts are about FW’s mass recruiting or some contest.

IW: had another promo day somewhat recently, and once again failed to promote Furbur past the mod line. xD They’re also having a PB with ACP soon, let’s all hope they win.

Btw, THIS WAS NOT COPIED! Sorta, Ok yes.

RPF News

RPF recently had created the point system. Although its a good idea, 1 choice might be a bad idea. The Owner. But, other than that, its good. For more info on the “Points” System, go on the RPF site. Now. Also, this is the site http://rpfpoints.wordpress.com/

Also, Practice Battle/ Party Look below for details

What? A practice battle

Why? ditto…

Who? RPF vs. WW

Where? Parka, Mine

When? Saturday August 8th at 5:30 PM PST

5:30 Pacific

6:30 Mountain

7:30 Central

8:30 Eastern

12:30 AM GMT. O_O

Now for the party!

What? A party…

Why? We have a new leader, that’s worth celebrating…

Who? Anyone, even the dumpster guys.

Where? RPF chat! http://xat.com/tehrpf

When? sunday, August 9th at 5:30 PM PST

5:30 Pacific

6:30 Mountain

7:30 Central

8:30 Eastern

12:30 AM GMT. O_O

Well, thats all that for now. I’ll be adding more stuff to my posts, and this site. For now, Peace out.

Spongebob007

 

Hai guys

Hey guys, Spongebob007 here

Well, I iz the new branch leader! I will be making some posts, updating the pages, etc. Basicaly, I’m just fixing up the site so it can be up and running. Soo ya, You’ll ze posts from me, and a lot of other stuff  So For now, Enjoy this lovely picture this dog.

 ~Spongebob007

The Return of the RPF Military

                                                       

Yes, with the new leader (Furbur) the branches are to get more active. So, I’ll start by updating this, errr, 1 month old post.

Well, Spongebob7 (or something like that) leads ze military now. (Let’s all hope I don’t get stuck doing nothing or everything. )

/\/\/\Karakoran/\/\/\

RPF News Letter Thing or Whatever It’s Called

Yes, I, Emperer Josh am going to continue Commando’s idea. And you all know it’s a cheep knock off, but your gunna continue reading anyway because your intrested in it.

The Penguin Play Awards FINILLY end. And everyone is pissed at Aunt Artic because they only have plastic trophies, and not real ones. So they threw a riot in Outback where several armies responded by shooting them.

Here we can see Aunt Artic presenting the plastic trophies. Obiously, the contest was rigged, because I didn’t win anything.

Here we can see Sensei egging Oagal’s house, for no particular reason. Sensei then/is stole/stealing all his eggs as shown here:

Did you know, ACP’s army of the week usually stays up for 14 days? Ha ha, retards.

Check It Out! Gary is trying to hold a pencil with only a flipper! (I suggest you continue reading now.)

How It’s Done, you simply get on a mine cart, and go down the track, which is conviniantly slanted down as you go towards the surface.

Tip Of The Week, while going under water with a poorly built submarine, it is advized NOT to crash into things.

Ask Emperer Josh

Send in your emails to empererjosh@Gmail.com and ask questions. Or else.

THE END!

/\/\/\Emperer Josh/\/\/\

Practice Battle

Well the practice battle slaughter fest went “okay”.

The battle started, and their was about three Red RPF. (One couldn’t get on.) Which was pretty good considering their hadn’t been a post on the main site. but, their was only ONE, Blue RPF. Serena. Well, as you can imagine, the battle only lasted 8 minutes. And this conclution was drawn:

Well, I just decide to send the troops off to a party while I rebuild the battle field, and…

This was the party:

Well, during the party, we need fire works, so we detinated Blue RPF’s fortress:

So, next I presented an awesome tactic Niel and I came up with, the Bloody Eagle.

Now, it doesn’t look like much, but really, it’s an awesome tactic to negate charges with.

Okay, let’s say: the enemy charges the center of our arch. And then the center begins to lose ground. Well, as it loses ground, the arch turns into a more and more ‘V’ shape. the V shape then colapses on the enemy, crushing the charge into termoil. Then, the chaos is ended when the back lines sweeps away the enemy with AB, held in a line. This leaves us with a line, and  forming line against a broken enemy line, inbetween the lines. Both lines then fall on the enemy. Smashing them yet again. (They would fall in line shape.) This leaves a double rowed line, against an even more broken enemy. The lines open fire, and it’s all over for the foes.

So yes, that simple arch line shape, could end a battle, because an enemy charged you.

/\/\/\Emperer Josh/\/\/\

P.S. If your another army and want to use the Bloody Eagle. Remember, RPF takes full credit, and you have to thank RPF like 50 times. Or, I KILL YOU!

P.S.S. I call it the Bloody Eagle because the shape forms what looks like the wings of an eagle. And, because the Vikings used to use a thing called the Bloody Eagle in which they rearranged the internal organs of a person to form a shape like the wings of an eagle. And, this killed the enemy. Much like so, we are smashing the enemy 10 fold with this tactic, and are also leaving hopefully not wounds in ourselves at the same time.

Back Again

IMPORTANT NOTICE: We will be using the Military chat, NOT the AF one. We also have a tactic planned, which is why we need you on chat early. http://xat.com/theRPFmilitary I have one rule on that chat, and one rule only, do everything I say, when I say it.

Yes, I’m Emperer Josh, and I’m back again to lead the Military. Unlike some former Warlords, (Org <_<) I intend to restore activeness, so everyone get your weopans ready! We’re having a practice battle!

Who? RPF dumbass

What? Didn’t you read the bold print?

When? April 12th 5:00 PM PST

Where? Tuxedo, my igloo. (I am not gay douce bag.)

Why? Because Blue RPF brought snacks, and we’re gunna bring the pain.

How do you win? By taking Blue RPF’s snacks. Duhhhh, why else would we come?

Which Luminary leads my side? Leaders of the sides are descussed between the leaders themselves. They can have equal power, or one leader will have more than the other. Military and Air Force are personaly going to share equal power. Marines and Navy might not, it depends.

Note: My igloo will be on the map.

The teams will be Red RPF (Military and AF) vs. Blue RPF (Navy and Marines)

The Red RPF unifrom is:

Note: The Blue RPF will be the other guys (if there are any).

I’m in a good mood, so I’m going to give you guys a pic of the battle field:

 

Be on chat early.

/\/\/\Emperer Josh/\/\/\

New Warlord

Hey People, I’m Orgulan the new Military warlord. I’m not active much, but I’m going to try to get us back up and running. It will just take work and some help from you guys. I need to know who is Head-General of the Military so I can get their help.

-Orgulan